Posted 6 hours ago

prettybooks:

prettybooks:

Bloomsbury Children’s Books revealed the complete set of new Harry Potter covers today! They’re so beautiful. Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite, if you couldn’t tell. They’re published on 1st September in paperback and hardback, and illustrated by Jonny Duddle. 

If you were asleep when I posted these this yesterday morning, here they are again! Which is your favourite?

Posted 6 hours ago

potter-and-deer-evans:

A/N to much fun was had.

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She couldn’t tell whether or not they were friends or not really, and as they were ether friends or together, and with her being the only girl he had ever brought home Louisa Potter was inclined to think the former.

And if it was the former she needed to ask them a vital question because as much as she loved her son, she did not want miniature versions of him running around just yet, Sirius was hard enough for just now, thank you very much.

So, striding into the room she sat on the couch across from her son and the red head, smiling at their bemused faces.

"Mum… Is their something you wanted?…" Asked James Potter, awkwardly.

"Are you two using the pregnancy protection potion?"

James choked on air in his indignation and Lily Evans felt her cheeks burn hotter than the great fire of London

"MUM-"

"Oh no, Mrs Potter-"

"WHY WOULD YOU EVEN-"

"We aren’t even-"

"SAY THAT OH MY MERLIN-"

"Dating, I swear-"

"LEAVE NOW I CANT EVEN STAND THE SHAME-"

"We’re just friends-"

"AS IF WE WOULD EVER-"

"That’s all-"

"GO OUT IN A MILLION YEARS"

"Really I- wait- a million years?" Said a startled Lily, turning toward a confused James

"You wouldn’t date me in a million years?" She asked, raising her eyebrows in growing anger.

James, on the other hand, was drowning in confusion due to having no idea what the fuck was going on and not liking the turn the conversation had taken.

"Wha- No!- that not what I meant!"

"What did you mean then?!" Said a fuming Lily rising from her seat

James was now staring from Lily to his mother is complete horror, trying to find some way to gain control of the situation.

"Lily I just meant-"

"MEANT THAT YOU THINK I’M UNDATEABLE?!" She roared, furious and rather unreasonable.

"What? No-"

"SO YOU THINK IM UGLY"

"How did you even- I did not say that?!" Said James now rising from the couch in a effort to level the playing field and to stop Lily glaring down at him.

"YOU JUST SAID IT"

"What are you even mad about?!- I don’t understand?-"

"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING"

"How?!-"

"YOU THINK IM UNDATEABLE"

"I DIDNT SAY THAT!"

"YOU JUST DID!"

"WHEN?!"

"YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE, ‘NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS’ WHEN ASKED IF YOU WOULD DATE ME BY YOUR MOTHER NOT TWO SECONDS AGO!"

they were half a metre apart now, so close he could see each individual strand of fire hair and she could see his cheekbones that could cut glass

"I ONLY MEANT YOU WOULD NEVER DATE ME IN A MILLION YEARS"

"WELL HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!"

Centimetres.

"BECAUSE I HAVE ASKED YOU FOR THE WHOLE SEVEN YEARS OF KNOWING YOU"

"NOT THIS YEAR YOU HAVEN’T"

"WHAT?"

Millimetres.

"YOU HAVEN’T ASKED ME OUT ONCE THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR OR THESE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS"

"MAYBE BECAUSE I’M SICK OF BEING REJECTED"

"MAYBE YOU WOULDN’T BE REJECTED"

An eyelash.

"OH REALLY?"

"MAYBE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK ME OUT ALL YEAR"

"WHY IS THAT THEN"

Nose to nose.

"BECAUSE I’M FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU"

Silence.

Heavy breathing.

Then,

Contact.

And as her sons lips meant the pretty red heads, Louisa Potter decided that her question had created the need for the question in the first place, God Dammit.

(Source: lilliesforpotter)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

Posted 6 hours ago
yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 7 hours ago

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

estychan:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]

HOW THO

I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL

image

if the video and image isn’t reason enough to reblog, that comment should do it

Posted 10 hours ago
fictional-history:

(Source)
Name: Harry PotterBirthdate: July 31, 1980Sun Sign: LeoAnimal Sign: Metal Monkey

fictional-history:

(Source)

Name: Harry Potter
Birthdate: July 31, 1980
Sun Sign: Leo
Animal Sign: Metal Monkey

Posted 10 hours ago

mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

(Source: missedea)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago