Posted 1 hour ago

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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Posted 2 hours ago

smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

deansass:

deansass:

a mermaid is stalking my blog

its a mermaid and no one can convince me otherwise

its a mermaid who works for the armed forces

yoo

(Source: deansass)

Posted 3 hours ago
  1. girl: babe come over
  2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. boy: I know
Posted 4 hours ago

make me choose:
 ↳ the L or the Kash and Grab

Posted 4 hours ago
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Posted 4 hours ago
he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
Posted 4 hours ago
vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist