Posted 2 hours ago

ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

Posted 4 hours ago

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

(Source: snowwhties)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

(Source: atackeyebrows)

Posted 4 hours ago

iprayforangels:

thatsthat24:

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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Best use of that gif

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Posted 4 hours ago
showmethestars123:

Why are they so perfect?

showmethestars123:

Why are they so perfect?

Posted 4 hours ago

egriz:

Regeneration outtake.

(Disclaimer: I love Capaldi)

Posted 4 hours ago

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

I have higher hopes for Bart than that, considering he’s lived through the 2nd grade on repeat for almost 25 years now.

(Source: lisakitto)

Posted 5 hours ago

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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Posted 5 hours ago

songofages:

terribletemptation:

fixed it

Can we do this with every episode. Just..idk i need it.